People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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