He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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