He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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