Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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