Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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