similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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