rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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