Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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