we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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