i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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