Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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