All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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