dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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