she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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