Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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