shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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