am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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