Sponge bath it is.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Randomize
