I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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