Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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