suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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