That's intense
her vagine was all disorganized.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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