white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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