apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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