Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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