I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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