I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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