Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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