Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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