i may or may not be watching the land before time
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Randomize
