I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I lost the right to judge tonight
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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