the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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