I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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