So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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