There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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