Your tits are I can't wait for
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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