he wants to bone in the snuggie
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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