He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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