i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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