Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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