It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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