She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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