thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
