I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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