Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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