Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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