We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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