Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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