Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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