Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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