Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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