no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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