Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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