News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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