Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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